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Come On And Take A Free Ride
The Informer | July 2, 2009 | 2:07 pm

You’re going to most likely hate me (if you don’t already) after you hear my take on this story in the WaPo.

The headline reads: D.C. Family, Court at Odds Over Woman’s Funeral Costs

Initially, I thought to myself, “Hmmm, Informer, I wonder how D.C. government has screwed someone now.”  Then I read the details of the article and that vein in my neck that pulsates when a story really pisses me off nearly burst.

The source of my anger (for once) is NOT D.C.  It’s a family ingrained with victim mentality on a scale rarely seen.

Here’s the lowdown:

For almost a month, the embalmed body of Toni Brown has lain in a District funeral home.

At issue is the $6,000 the funeral home says it needs to bury Brown. The funeral home has given Brown’s family until tomorrow to come up with the money or consider cremation.

Brown’s relatives say they don’t have the money and insist that the city should pay for the funeral.

Let’s stop there for a minute.  Why would this family think the city should pay for her funeral in the first place?  Because D.C. (which was news to me) has a compensation fund that will pay $6,000 for funeral costs to victims of homicide.

So, let me get this part straight.  The families of people who are murdered by some pathetic punk are entitled to taxpayer money to help bury their loved one because it happened within the confines of the District?

How is this logical?  What the hell part did the average D.C. tax payer play in the person’s murder?  I’ll answer that for you: None!  So, what the eff is the government doling out six grand for? I can answer that too.  Because some assholes think it is the government’s job to feed, clothe, and shelter the people from cradle to grave in exchange for power over them.  That’s an issue for another time though.

So why isn’t this family of leeches getting their six grand?

The D.C. medical examiner told Brown’s family that she had several ailments, including hypertension and high blood pressure. Brown’s family said she was healthy before she was shot two years ago by a former girlfriend. They say her health problems were caused by the shooting.

Because Brown’s death was not ruled a homicide, D.C. authorities say her family is not entitled to receive any money from a compensation fund that aids relatives of homicide victims and is overseen by the D.C. Superior Court.

So let me clarify for you. Brown was shot 2 years ago, but didn’t die until around 30 days ago.  The medical examiner believes her death was the result of her other medical ailments and not the shooting, but the family claims she didn’t have the other ailments until the shooting which would mean indirectly it was the shooting that caused her death.  Whew!  Get all that?

At this point I can see where a rational human being would say, the medical examiner could be:

  1. Wrong in his assessment
  2. Trying to save the tax payers some money so he blames something else for the cause of death to get out of paying

Either of those scenarios are certainly possible in my mind and since other people are getting the money why the hell not just go ahead and try to get your share too.

Here is where I nearly blew a gasket:

After the shooting, the victims’ compensation fund gave Brown and her family $10,000 to cover her lost wages. For the past year and a half, Brown had used the money for items for herself and her mother, Stephany Hill, including a bed, clothes, living room furniture and a 26-inch flat-screen TV for their house in Southeast Washington, Hill said. She used $393, the last of the money, to pay for the blue suit Brown now wears.

Are you f*cking kidding me???? Did I just read that right?  Let me do that again.

After the shooting, the victims’ compensation fund gave Brown and her family $10,000 to cover her lost wages. For the past year and a half, Brown had used the money for items for herself and her mother, Stephany Hill, including a bed, clothes, living room furniture and a 26-inch flat-screen TV for their house in Southeast Washington, Hill said. She used $393, the last of the money, to pay for the blue suit Brown now wears.

Maybe I am just a heartless bastard, but any shread of sympathy I had for this family just went out the window.

Let me attempt to get my head around this.  This family has already received $10,000 ($4,000 more than the $6,000 they feel entitled to receive) and blew that money on the obvious necessities of living such as a bed, clothes, living room furniture and a 26-inch flat-screen TV?

Sometimes the sheer balls people in this city have leaves me speechless.  Per capita, I would bet that D.C. has the most selfish people in the world.  But (yet again) that is an issue for another time.

The ultra liberals who dominate this area at the moment will find me to be a cold-hearted, selfish bastard for being angry at this.  On the other side of the political spectrum, the ultra right-wing conservatives will whole-heartedly agree with me.

Let’s get one thing clear: This isn’t about politics.  It is about people.  It’s about human nature.

This family has lived their entire lives feeling entitled to handout after handout.  Don’t believe me?  Read it and weep:

In April, doctors released Brown from the rehab center and allowed her to return to the government-subsidized home she shared with her mother and siblings. Medicaid paid for the on-call nurse who visited the house.

Their entire lives have been built on freebies from the government.  Does that make them bad people?  Not necessarily.  But it does encourage their behavior to sit back on their asses and expect a check.  It has always come before.  Why wouldn’t it now?

It also explains their behavior of blowing through $10,000 on bullshit instead of food, shelter, and bills.  That was extra money to them.  The other subsidies already took care of the necessities so they figured why not buy some bling?

Here’s the point I am trying to make: Giving handouts doesn’t ever solve the problem because people are going to be people.  If they can get it for free most people will until the well runs dry.

Entire generations in this city have grown up expecting handouts cleverly described as “assistance” and cases like this one are the result.

WaPo’s Itchy Trigger Finger
The Informer | June 30, 2009 | 10:22 am

Somebody over at WaPo.com hit the send button a little too soon this morning.

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UPDATE: No shit!

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WaPo Rats On DOES Employee After Urging From Fired Firm Boss
The Informer | June 26, 2009 | 11:07 am

I need a nice hot shower after reading this story from the Washington Post.

D.C. Summer Jobs Contractor Fired for Posts on Twitter

The D.C. Department of Employment Services fired a contractor who was working with youths in the city’s summer jobs program after officials became aware of messages on his Twitter site that Anacostia is “ghetto” and that he was loafing at work.

Apparently, the tweeter is an Asian named David Le.  Some of his better tweets read:

“In america’s ghetto anacostia… If I get scared i will just yell chinese carry out! They will not shoot me,”

“thank goodness my boss is making things easy, he told me to pretend to do work so he can mark me down for hours.”

First of all, I’m betting David is in his early 20s because only a moron from the Millenial generation would think he could say whatever he wants on a public forum like Twitter and nothing will come of it.  That being the case, who didn’t say stupid things in public in their 20s?

Furthermore, is he really going that far away from the truth?  Have you been to Anacostia lately?  Me either, because I want to keep all of my belongings in my possession and I really like not having a fresh gunshot wound.

But the youthful expressions of David Le are just one aspect of this sordid tale.

How did the D.C. government find out about these Tweets?  TheWaPo told them!

David Le, who was working as a participant service specialist, was terminated yesterday, said Mafara Hobson, spokeswoman for Mayor Adrian M. Fenty (D).

The firing came a day after The Washington Post showed Hobson a month-long string of tweets from Le’s page.

Two things here: First, obviously the D.C. government is doing the bang up job we all expect when an effing newspaper has to bring to their attention that an employee is goofing off on the job.  Second, this isn’t exactly Woodward and Bernstein material, is it?  You would think the local reporters have more to do than to tattle on a college kid.

Oh, I wish that was as deep as this steaming pile of monkey turds went, but it isn’t.

How do you suppose the WaPo found out about this college kid goofing off on Twitter?  Well, a completely well-meaning citizen without an axe to grind in the world told them of course.

His Twitter page was brought to the attention of the Post by David Hoffman, owner of an employment placement firm whose agreement to find jobs for 400 to 500 participants was terminated this week by the city.

Fishy you say?  No.  I’m sure David Hoffman wasn’t trying to embarass the mayor or any one else by pointing this out to the Post.  No, really.  I’m sure he is just a concerned citizen with absolutely no hopes this would turn into a big deal and negative publicity.

See what I mean about that hot shower?  This story is covered in cow dung.

But it wouldn’t be complete without acknowledging the take of Ward 8 council member Marion Barry who called the tweets, “unprofessional, wrong and racist.”

Hey Marion, I’m betting a bitch set him up.

Quotable Quotes 06 24 09
The Informer | June 24, 2009 | 2:15 pm

“We do have an independent train system … [but] let’s not try and disperse the blame. Let’s put it on the decision makers and the leaders,”

Fenty said that while replacing or retrofitting the cars “to make them more crash resistant” would have been expensive, “lives are more important than finances.”

Mayor Fenty on “Good Morning America”

Congratulations Mr. Mayor! You said the right thing.  Now do something about it.

“Taken together, experts say these facts point to several possible scenarios: The operator activated the brakes too late; the computers that are supposed to stop a train from getting too close to another train faltered; the train’s brakes failed; or some combination of those. Some passengers on the striking train have said that they never felt the train slow down.”

WaPo reporters Lena H. Sun and Lyndsey Layton

Translation:  Nobody knows what the eff happened yet.  Thanks for nothing, ladies.  Call me back when you have something factual to report.

“I truly believe Metro is a safe system”

Metro General Manager John B. Catoe Jr

Try telling that to the 9 people who are dead because of the politcal rangling and general incompetence of Metro, Mr. Catoe.  Or better yet, tell that to their families.

“[Metro is] aggressively seeking to replace the 1000-series rail cars.”

Metro Board Chairman Jim Graham on Tuesday

Too little too late, Jimbo.  Perhaps our definition of “aggressive” is different. If by “aggressive” you mean sitting on your ass in no particular hurry, I think I see the problem.

“To keep our customers informed we issued seven press releases [Monday] and one [Tuesday], which went out to more than 2,400 subscribers. The releases were also posted to the Web site, which was viewed yesterday more than 1 million times.”

Metro spokeswoman Lisa Farbstein

Try to follow my drift here, Lisa.  It’s not the amount of notices that were the problem.  It’s the wording of those notices.  You and/or your office screwed the pooch.  Own it, Candy Pants.  No amount of linguistic foreplay is going to change that.

“…the NTSB can only recommend changes. It can’t force Metro to phase out cars. It’s really up to other folks to implement our recommendations”

NTSB member Debbie Hersman

That pretty much says it all.